What's a Retirement?

Several colleagues at work will probably retire within a year or so.  When people ask me about my retirement plans, my response is: after paying college tuition for two daughters, and then two weddings, "Retirement?? I'm still saving up for my mid-life crisis!"

If you care to help me reach my mid-life crisis, I accept cash, checks, money orders, gold coins, and most rare soda bottle caps.

1967 E-type Jaguar, don't you know.